We’ve all been there; you’re vibing, the mood is set, things are heating up, and then, bam, something happens that makes you think, “Ugh, really?”
Yep, those are the dreaded bedroom icks.
They’re the little (or big) things that can completely kill the mood and make you want to tap out faster than a bad first date.
It’s not that they’re deal-breakers necessarily, but they’re the things you just wish didn’t happen when you’re trying to get down to business.
So, let’s have some fun, get real, and talk about some of the biggest bedroom icks that can instantly throw a wrench into sexy time.
If you recognise any of these, don’t worry. We’ve got some flirty tips to help you avoid awkward vibes and keep things smooth between the sheets.
Over-the-Top Dirty Talk
Now, a little dirty talk can be so hot. A sexy whisper in your ear? Yes, please. But when it turns into a full-on monologue like you’re in an X-rated movie? That’s where things get cringy.
There’s a fine line between sexy and just… too much.
Flirty tip: Keep it natural! If you’re going to talk dirty, make sure it feels genuine. Start slow, feel out the vibe, and don’t try too hard to sound like a script. A sexy moan or a few choice words can be just as effective, and way less awkward.
Ignoring Foreplay
If you jump straight to the main event without so much as a warm-up, prepare for some serious side-eye. Foreplay is essential, it’s the build-up, the tease, the anticipation!
Skipping it entirely? That’s like skipping appetizers and jumping straight to dessert. Sure, the dessert’s good, but you’re missing out on all the fun stuff in between.
Sexy suggestion: Make foreplay the main course sometimes! Kisses, touches, and whispers all set the stage for an explosive finale. And trust me, the more you build up the tension, the hotter it’ll be when things finally escalate.
Socks. During. Sex.
Look, we get it, keeping your toes warm is important, but socks during sex? Major ick.
It’s just… a vibe killer. There’s something about those lonely socks dangling off your feet that screams “I’m not fully invested.” If you’re undressing, commit to the whole experience!
Flirty fix: Make undressing a part of the fun. Slow down, take off everything (yes, even the socks), and let it add to the tension. Plus, who doesn’t love the feel of skin-on-skin with no barriers?
Overly Aggressive Kissing
There’s passionate kissing, and then there’s feeling like you’re battling a washing machine.
Too much tongue, too fast, too aggressive, it’s a lot. Kissing should feel intimate and sensual, not like someone’s trying to win a contest for “most intense lip attack.”
Flirty suggestion: Pay attention to the pace! Soft, slow kisses can be just as fiery, and tuning into your partner’s response will help you find the perfect balance.
And remember, a little teasing before going all in with the tongue makes the moment even hotter.
Weird or Awkward Dirty Sounds
We’re all for natural noises during sex, moans and gasps are chef’s kiss levels of hot.
But when things take a sudden turn into awkward sound territory, like a random groan that sounds more like a dad getting up from the couch, it’s hard not to laugh (or cringe).
Sexy sounds? Yes. Strange animalistic grunts? Not so much.
Pro tip: Keep it natural and don’t force it. If you feel like letting out a moan, go for it, but maybe leave the questionable animal impressions for the next costume party, not the bedroom.
Bringing Up Exes
If there’s ever a wrong time to mention your ex, it’s right in the middle of sexy time.
Hearing, “Oh, my ex loved it when I…” mid-hookup is an instant mood killer. No one wants to be reminded of your past partners when they’re supposed to be the center of attention.
Flirty reminder: Focus on the person you’re with! Compliments and talking about what they’re doing right in the moment? Hot. Mentioning anyone from your past? Save it for another time, if at all.
Lack of Enthusiasm
Nothing kills the mood faster than a partner who seems… disinterested. It’s pretty obvious when someone’s just going through the motions.
If it feels like you’re filling out a tax form instead of getting down and dirty, it’s a major ick.
Hot tip: Be present! Show your excitement through body language, sounds, and feedback. Even if you’re feeling a little tired, a playful smile or a sultry look can keep things sizzling.
Bad Hygiene
This one’s a no-brainer, but it still needs to be said. If you’re hopping into bed, make sure you’re fresh and ready.
Bad breath, body odor, or anything funky going on downstairs is an immediate turn-off. Hygiene = sexy.
Flirty fix: A quick shower, a swipe of deodorant, or a brush of the teeth can make all the difference. And hey, why not make it part of the fun and jump in the shower together? Double the clean, double the sexy.
Rushing the Big Finish
We get it, sometimes you’re just really excited and can’t wait for the grand finale. But rushing through everything just to get there? That’s an ick we can do without.
The buildup is half the fun, and skipping straight to the finish line doesn’t give anyone time to fully enjoy the experience.
Flirty advice: Slow. It. Down. Tease, play, and enjoy the journey! Building up the anticipation will make the final moment all the more explosive, for both of you.
Not Paying Attention to Your Partner’s Reactions
Sex is all about connection and mutual pleasure, so ignoring your partner’s body language or signals is a major mood killer.
If they’re clearly not into something, don’t keep doing it. On the flip side, if they’re loving what you’re doing, ramp it up!
Hot tip: Communication is key, both verbal and non-verbal. Pay attention to their sounds, breathing, and movements. And don’t be afraid to ask what they want or how they’re feeling, it can be a major turn-on.
Keep the Icks at Bay
The bedroom should be a fun, flirty, and sexy space, not one filled with awkward vibes or cringe-worthy moments. And while some icks are totally fixable with a little awareness and communication, others just make for funny stories later on.
The key is to pay attention to each other, be present, and, most importantly, have fun!
So next time you’re between the sheets, remember these tips and keep the icks far, far away. You deserve a night that’s all pleasure, no cringe! 😘
